One-Liners #1

When one breeds an angora rabbit with an Easter Bunny is that a cross hair?

Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter.
Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas.

Altzheimer's Advantage #2 :- You can hide your own Easter eggs.

Q. What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?
A. Two points, just like anyone else.

Q. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A. The Ether Bunny

Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A. He doesn't want the other bunnies to know tht he was fooling around with the chickens.

Q. Why was the Easter egg hiding?
A. Because it was a little chicken.

Q. What shouldn’t you tickle an Easter egg?
A. Because it might crack up!

Q. What happens when the Easter Bunny loses his temper?
A. He gets hoppin’ mad!

Easter has been canceled folks. They found the body.

Do-It-Yourself Easter Kit: 2 boards, 3 nails, and a martyr!

Knock, knock...
Who's there?
"Ether"!
"Ether" who?
"Ether" Bunny!

 
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