Easter Dad Jokes

We all love a good dad joke. The more cringeworthy, the better. Below, you'll find a collection of some of the eye-rollingly, groan-inducingly funny Easter-themed dad jokes that we were able to unwrap this season.

Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A hot cross bunny!

Why did the Easter bunny cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!

What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolker!

How does the Easter bunny keep his fur looking so good?
He uses hare spray!

Why did the Easter egg go to the gym?
To get egg-stra fit!

How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!

What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hareline!

If you're still craving more Easter-themed dad jokes to keep your spring party rolling, check out this awesome collection of Easter dad jokes from the one-and-only Dad-Jokes.com

 
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