10 Easter Jokes for Assembly

Have you been tasked with spreading a little seasonal cheer with the students at your school by sharing Easter jokes with your assembly or house meeting? We know that can be daunting, but the following ten quick, clean Easter lols are bound to elicit a few quality chuckles - or at least the right amount of ironic eye-rolling needed to lighten up the event. Good luck!

Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Lots of egg-ercise!

What kind of music do bunnies like?
Hip-hop!

What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolker!

How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking good?
With hare spray!

Why was the Easter Bunny upset?
He was having a bad hare day.

What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
An egghead!

Why couldn't the Easter egg family watch TV?
Because their cable was scrambled!

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite restaurant?
IHOP!

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!

HAPPY EASTER !!!

 
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