Easter Puns

Why don't you ever see bunnies being as busy as bees?
Because they're always egg-sausted from hopping around!

Why was the Easter egg a great comedian?
Because it always cracked up the audience!

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!

Why do Easter eggs hide?
Because they are a little chicken!

What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold!

Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
Because it might crack up!

What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
He was egg-spelled!

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

What do you call a bunny who tells jokes?
A funny bunny!

How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so nice?
With hare spray!

Why was the Easter egg hiding?
Because it was a little shell-shocked!

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Why did the Easter egg go to school?
To get "egg-ucated"!

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day!